I understand what everyone’s on about now. I got so used to just pressing the ‘delete all spam now’ button that I hadn’t stopped to smell the flowers. Just to be clear, here’s a sample before I zapped them. The first one could be relevant to Catherynne M Valente’s somewhat lewd posting involving inappropriate usage of vacuum cleaners by male poets.

Apologies to the Spam sensitive:

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  • Gun: Afghan rebels kill 102 US soldiers‎ – Man refuses to help girl, gets killed…
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  • Tammie Wiseman: Last news for Ina Blount‎ – Best Hottest video! All Over The Net…
  • MacLellan: Kidnapper at large in NY, dangerous‎ – Black dogs tear man apart…
  • noest: How to get rid love dysfunction‎ – Don’t be scared when you the size of my anaconda after 2 months …
  • nickum: Bear attack kills 3 in Atlanta zoo‎ – Playboy cover features Chelsea Clinton…
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  • Jaycob: Lucky draw for free cruise trip‎ – FDA faulted over unapproved uses of medication – Fingernails found in hamburger…

There’s probably a fine story in there involving all the list elements…

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