I understand what everyone’s on about now. I got so used to just pressing the ‘delete all spam now’ button that I hadn’t stopped to smell the flowers. Just to be clear, here’s a sample before I zapped them. The first one could be relevant to Catherynne M Valente’s somewhat lewd posting involving inappropriate usage of vacuum cleaners by male poets.

Apologies to the Spam sensitive:

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  • Jaycob: Lucky draw for free cruise trip‎ – FDA faulted over unapproved uses of medication – Fingernails found in hamburger…

There’s probably a fine story in there involving all the list elements…